The last time Derrek Lee hit a home run...
Everyone was wondering whether or not Tony Soprano would get clipped.
Paris Hilton hadn't gone to jail or been released for medical reasons or returned to jail because the sheriff had overstepped his authority or been released early because of good behavior or found God.
Lady Bird Johnson was our oldest, living, former First Lady.
Scooter Libby was looking at a two-and-a-half year stretch in the federal pen.
And Amy Jacobson had a job...
the last time Derrek Lee hit a home run.