As shared with the listening public on Thursday's Mike Murphy Show on WSCR Radio, Ozzie's reasons for hating The Friendly Confines:
- Nowhere around the park for Ozzie to park his car.
- Cramped, crummy clubhouse.
- Clubhouse is a long walk from anywhere else a manager might need to go before a game.
- Lousy playing surface (at least until it was fixed, Ozzie points out, by an employee of the Chicago White Sox).
- Scoreboard stinks.
Somehow, I don't see anyone testing that conviction.